You really coming over, don't trick.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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