if only i could text you this smell
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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