I look better un-naked...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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