; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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