so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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