pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
