At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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