Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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