then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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