Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it's like iHOP with fire
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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