Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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