idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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