Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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