I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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