just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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