i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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