do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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