is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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