who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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