her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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