I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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