i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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