I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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