I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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