I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I said "one day" and that day is not today
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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