Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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