So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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