At least make sure they are 18
Why
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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