Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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