why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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