FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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