My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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