You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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