Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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