don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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