Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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