Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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