Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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