"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Do vagina's smell?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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