i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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