My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Two words: blizzard sex
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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