i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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