Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
