he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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