dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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