He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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