Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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