I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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