i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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