Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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